It’s official. I’m dating a girl.

She’s damn smart, tasteful, hot and really into tech.

Honest, talkative, a real keeper.

Studying IT-Security. Fuckkk I’m dropping spit out my mouth. ALL. DAY.

I'll drink a coffee to that!

Ok

@Stuxnet you're just jealous you can't date @010001111 :D

Given the setup, I was expecting a punchline, not gonna lie.

Best wishes to both of you 🎉

@Stuxnet sorry sweetheart, you’ll find your soulmate, or hole, too!

A dream no one wants to wake up from🥴

@SortOfTested Yea I wasn’t expecting her to be in tech, especially security.

@25thAndroid oh no, Green dot

Edit I’m in fear noo

👍🏻

@Cup0coffee nah not really

Plot twist, she is tech!

Ok, jokes aside, good luck on your new venture.

Aye good luck bro

Congrats tho

@Nanos always been a girl, can confirm: no dick seen. But I wouldn’t care anyways. ;)

We both do not care about gender. Personality first.

We’re German, but we’re also both little gopniks. Can confirm she squats properly.

She ain’t no basic bitch

@uyouthe literally me for the past 4 years, hang in there!

@010001111 first time I read something and it feels like it was me who wrote it.

Anyways how is your sex life?

@jesustricks Weird flex. but better than ever. I’m also pansexual so it actually doesn’t matter that much for me.

I’m not that dick-driven like other people.

Wake Up

@F1973 hide the scars to fade away the shakeup