true story - Girlfriend thinks the only reason I feel her breasts is because I don't have a DevRant stress ball 🙈🤔🤓 - devRant

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6

cmall1234

1014

9y

@Kushtrim hahaha damn
22

lotd

7678

9y

Can't imagine preferring a stress ball over partners attributes..
15

fyroc

5829

9y

Are they that small?
8

t4k30

228

9y

Trade trade? :-D
2

zarkopafilis

1137

9y

If you don't chill out at the weekend you are not productive the upcoming week.

Staying inactive makes me feel useless and makes me think that I am falling behind :/
3

blackmarket

5650

9y

Haha! I always give em a squeeze and say, "Best stress balls ever!"
1

cmall1234

1014

9y

@blackmarket hahaha
12

manrock007

7859

9y

Pic or it didn't happen
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piks

310

9y

I'm surprised that nobody commented 'Oh, you have a girlfriend' hahaha
3

cmall1234

1014

9y

@piks I'm quite surprised too haha
2

nocgod

1725

9y

Your post is counterproductive but seems to work, get a ++ :-)
1

nilscript

130

9y

Well, there is no point in squezing a stress ball.
1

brayn003

119

9y

*Imaginary Girlfriend
1

antons

782

9y

Your hand has breasts?!
5

goofle

200

9y

You have a girlfriend who's breasts you can squeeze. Come on, how stressed you can possibly be, really? I say no stress balls for you, bastard.
3

Minezbot

424

9y

Was going to ++, but want to keep you from getting that stress ball
2

wildramen

690

9y

I guess that you'll have three of them in total afer hitting 300 ++'s on this one.

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