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@veslav Didn't you mean to say "10-year old with 24 years of experience"?
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@fossterer hahah good one. Mine is more realistic tho.
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@Jase thanks :)
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@retrocraft ;))
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@zourtney thank you ✌
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A funny thought crossed my mind one day when I was browsing devRant. What if there was a platform that would unite all(or most) the developers in the world and at times we could give the corporate a big middle finger. Like a global union type of thing without all the hurrdurr of regular unions.
Why I think this could work? Most of developers are capable of logical thought and can exercise it even under emotion.
Another idea that crossed my mind was this global blacklist of fuckwits and their business that everyone just needs to steer clear off.
Dangerous thoughts I know. And a million reasons why it wouldn't work. Still I like to entertain the idea. -
@xios and here was me thinking that, that was the point of devRant.:p
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@xios Thought about a similar thing, too. But more in the reverse: that something like devrant will more likely support the f$#@&; status quo because you can relieve yourself from some recent mishaps without ever having to take some serious action (like in a union).
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@Mjack in Italy they also ask you to have 5 years of experience but less that 25 years old :P
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@Etrunon exactly XD. I'm a 2d animator and the story don't change T.T
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In Georgian job searching websites it's the rule to have ridiculous amounts of requirements. Something with human requirements is the exception. And guess what? 14% of the population is employed and younger people have basically no chances unless they're exceptionally awesome, start their own business or slave off on a 9-5 job, so they are leaving in large quantities. I once bumped into a job that required an 18-year old to have 5 years of experience in programming.
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I have found "THE JOB AD" which matches exactly, the same description said above.
https://www.seek.co.nz/job/34490965 -
@zourtney me too
Everything is going as planned
I guess... thats what they are..?
Looking for a job as a deveoper be like:
Job title: car driver
Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.
Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.
Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!
Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.
The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.
Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.
Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.
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