Need to code myself a girlfriend

You wouldn't be the first.

https://imdb.com/title/tt0090305/

Don't. Women are a huge pain in the ass in general case.

Exactly. Stick to men, we're easier.

@C0D4 was divided between weird science and https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1798709/

Sign me up for Beta

@C0D4 lol guess I got a new movie on my bucket list.

@theabbi This comment right here, officer

@theabbie you can have a beta version at every corner. It is called a woman. 😉

@iiii the man that gets all the bitches wet.

@thirdworld nah, not even in my dreams.

@iiii such modesty.

You can ask for help this Chinese man who build his wife.

https://theguardian.com/world/2017/...

tfw no logic and cold silicon-based gf

@mysth LMAO, reminds me of sugar daddy stories where the man paid the girl's expenses and education and then got dumped after she no longer needed him.

@mysth I can't argue with that logic, I guess as long as both parties benefit then it's fair game. I'm honestly not mad, I don't have much to bring to the table anyway.

i actually tried once

Trust me, you're better without one

@myss hmmm, I'm now curious about your breakup.

Contrary to what most are saying here, I think women are pretty awesome.

But I have a feeling that when you say "I need to code myself a girlfriend", you actually mean "I need to buy a good quality plastic vagina and a large bottle of lube"

That takes just a few clicks...

Can I git clone?

@thirdworld let me put it in simple dev terms.

Most of them are just complicated abstractions of classes which are so messed up that at any moment they can random() throw a NullPointerException without any reason and/or error message what-so-ever therefore breaking a long execution task into which you've put a lot of time, energy and resources.

In some cases like mine you won't even get a proper exit code - more just a segmentation fault and be left debugging for months what the hell happened analyzing every byte until you stop caring about it and move on.

Edit:
If you're lucky enough, maybe you find yourself one which has those nasty exceptions digged deeply under a bunch of methods and most of other ones can be handled gracefully.

@myss I get the debugging part on a personal level.