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I don’t like coconut; I would fish.
He would get tired of coconuts eventually; we could trade. Also, it’s likely he would have missed some, or would get up at some point and leave them unguarded. It’s also unlikely he would be that much of an ass. He also likely wouldn’t let me die because at the very least he would be more bored and lonely.
But sure, I’ll play along and answer:
He has to sleep sometime.
I can take one then.
And if something worse happens, he still has to sleep sometime. I’d remove his coconuts for good. -
@Root demolish amazon it is
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@Linux is your nickname original though?
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@Root it says "ask them for coconuts", so dying won't result in loneliness for them 😁
Otherwise agreed. Kill the mofo while he's asleep or taking a dump
You suffered a plane crash above the ocean, only you and one other passenger survived. You get washed up on a deserted island.
As you wake up, you realize they woke up before you. You look around and find them sitting on a huge pile of coconuts. While you were unconscious, they went around and collected every single coconut. There is no food on the island other than coconuts.
Of course, you can resort to fishing, but according to statistics 9 out of 10 startup fishermen die of hunger. Coconuts are your only realistic chance of survival.
You ask them "Can you give me some coconuts, please?".
They say "Sure, I can give you some coconuts, if you suck my dick."
Will you suck a coconut man's dick? ©
joke/meme