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Manager: *taps dev on shoulder* Hey I noticed a minor bug I think

Dev: Sigh…. So then create a ticket for it

Manager: Can’t you just fix it right now?

Dev: I can but I’m currently working on that other issue you told everyone was “top priority” at the morning status meeting. Should I switch to actioning this minor bug instead?

Manager: Don’t switch just multitask and work faster!

Dev: …

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  • 5
    3y
    That’s not how brains work....
  • 14
    3y
    Did you know that workflows like ticket creation and letting people work without interruptions make people work faster? Amazing studies have proven this.
  • 4
    3y
    @IntrusionCM his manager is a complete and total dumbass. He’s probably worse than most of the idiots that are ranted about here. I saw his other rants and his manager doesn’t even understand the concept of a vacation, so things like tickets and not interrupting will be total rocket surgery to this fuckup
  • 2
    3y
    It’s from all the crayons he stuffed up his nose. The fumes caused mini strokes in his brain which eventually lead him to weird decisions like LETS HAVE A MEETING FOR UM REASONS! LIBRARIES MAKE DEVS USELESS! LOOK AT ME IM EDWARD CRAYON NOSE HANDS!
  • 1
    3y
    "Just multitask and work faster"
    Genius! Why didn’t other people think of this simple trick?
  • 2
    3y
    My boss was like
    "If you are good a programmer you shoild be done with this in an hours time"

    Task: Building a custom queueing system from ground up
    Task duration: 1 month
    Current-progress: 99%
    Time-line: 2 weeks in the project
  • 0
    3y
    Story about me
  • 1
    3y
    So just say in a professional manner: "No, I won't."

    Essentially this is an accusation that you are not working to the best of your ability now.
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