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Why aren't you a writer for Dilbert?
This along with the "turning the manager on and off again " as the punchline would be a perfect comic strip. -
@jiraTicket Hey cheers man this is a very nice thing to say.
I think I’m not a writer for Dilbert because I am Dilbert. -
@lbfalvy the usual rubber duck doesn't talk ๐ค. what kind of rubber duck sits on your desk, sir?
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