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@Cyanide Trust me, you don't want to turn him on
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@jiraTicket Hey cheers man this is a very nice thing to say.
I think I’m not a writer for Dilbert because I am Dilbert. -
@kurast a rubber duck is much more valuable
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@kurast A rubber duck shuts up when you want.
Manager: Why haven’t you shipped any code today? It’s almost lunch.
Dev: Stuck on a bug
Manager: I’ll help you
Dev: Please don—
Manager: Have you tried thinking outside the box?
Dev: …Dear god please end my existence
Manager: You could try stack overflow too, have you ever used that site before?
Dev: 😮 🔫
Manager: Also sometimes bugs are caused by npm modules so rule that out first
Dev: *On knees praying to Zues for forgiveness and/or conveiniently placed lightning strike*
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