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I used to think I was gonna be a Steve Jobs or a Bill Gates. Now I just fap and cry.

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  • 22
    At least you got free lube from your tears ;)
  • 9
    PHaP?
  • 8
    Username checks out :P
  • 20
    Bill has 99 problems, but Jobs ain't one of them.
  • 1
    we all did + do bro... I feel ya
  • 1
    Well, at least you didn't become Steve Ballmer
  • 2
    Well at least you didn't become Lip Balm
  • 4
    You can still be Steve Jobs you just have to befriend a gifted mind to make cool shyt for you and take the credit 👍 ...Or buy someone's codebase , edit and resell at a premium then you'll be Bill Gates 👍👍👍
  • 2
    Ah the highlight of my days
  • 0
    At the same time or does one precede the other?
  • 0
    Who say they did't fap and cry too?
  • 0
    Both at the same time?
  • 1
    I do that too, at the same time... only I keep repeating out loud "it's not over yet, it's not over yet..."
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