When your IDE pulls a Stannis Baratheon on your ass when committing.

Don't you just fucking love it when you ask a question or report an issue on gitHub, and they back-handedly slap you with a "that's a coding question, do it on SO", and wham they close the issue.
how fucking anal and lazy would you have to be?

Well, shit.

A new company I work at just revamped their website but decided to keep their live chatting system. LiveZilla.

What a piece of shit system. Forums are a ghost town, and documentation is crap. Full of bugs. Programmers' nightmare

Thanks, Carl.

Self employment... Loved the freedom. But oh well, the country's shituation is going sideways, so I got employed in a shitty company for the steady income

This fuckin guy... how long does an ad campaign last?

Ive said this once I’ll say it again...
Shisign: shit design

Ayre be 7azze be ayre akhou sharmouta.literal translation: “my penis in my luck with my penis, brother of a bitch/whore”

Seriously... what gives?

Can’t believe my sister said that the web pages I develop probably get more head than I do... she’s actually right, you know

on Monday i finally decided to go to Control Panel and uninstall Visual Studio :)

i can't express the joy i felt minutes ago when the uninstall popup decided to appear -_-

Use inline styling instead... the website is live, don't mess with the original CSS file.

How come people get the "++" on their profile, but I don't?

Psychedelic trance, Sennheiser headphones

On vps:
$ wget [url of big fucking file]

40 websites return white pages

oh stack overflow trolls... please don't change

svn ci -m "routine submission"

New client came asking for maintaining their Facebook tab with fb sign in, etc... they were still on the old api. We basically had to redevelop the whole thing

What the actual....

Oh that happens every week... sometimes twice

Scheiße

Dont neglect tasks, or do a half ass job... it's gonna get back to you

nailed it....

*source:* Bored Panda

When cdn caches erroneous scripts... good luck solving it "asap"

May the 4th be with you all

Aaaand my website crashes constantly due to high traffic...

Developed a microsite for a temporary campaign. Involves generating 1.5million promo codes on excel. Done... good luck importing it to mysql. Campaign launch is tonight while importing cant be successful unless importing 10K at a time -_-

yep... sums up everything.

source: http://skillprogramming.com/

What the actual fuck?

Are you a small fish in a big pond, Or a big fish in a small pond? And which one would you rather be?

Me: :-|