hello , guys.

@atheist shut upppppppp 🤦🏻‍♂️

@real-jase I was disappointed that this is not you.

Hi @Elliot, welcome to our small box of time and space which may or may not be in a relative dimension.

@atheist "guys" in the group sense, not the biological sense, although some people do get it confused and it's not supposed to be derogative,
Folks on the other hand can be considered as calling me old so can't win there either.

On that note, I've only found 1 person so far in my life that took offence to "guys" because... well they were just that easy to offend.

So, 🤷‍♂️ can't please everyone I guess.

@rEaL-jAsE prove it

@c0d4 also notifs seem to be broken again

@Floydimus 👀 I think that's a you problem?

Hold up... let me turn off DND for a minute 😅

@rEaL-jAsE ah! It's simple.. you always have a green background when you pick a new profile.. 😏

No need to appreciate my smartness now 😎

@Floydimus 😢I think your right with the notifs.

Where's that @dfox these days?

Notifs seem fine to me?

@dfox in app seems fine, push notifs aren't coming though on IOS though.

@C0D4 hmm weird, I’m on iOS 15.1 and seems fine. When did they stop working for you/what version?

@dfox it was working earlier today.
Just checking I haven't got some notifs disabled somehow.

Running iOS15.1
Focus mode is disabled
And devRant has immediate delivery for notifications.

@dfox ok that's weird, I got @atheist comment one, but not your ++ 🤔

Let me try the old off and on again trick.

@floydimus, @rEaL-jAsE spam me for a bit 🤤

Nope, this is odd.
2 notifs as push with 53 in app.

Thanks @rEaL-jAsE 🤗

Upload the image😨

@atheist aye man.. you don't have get so cuddly all of a sudden..

@c0d4 choo choo modafooker

@atheist
Fine, I shall call everyone a fuck wad from now one. 😅

Actually, this could be as inclusive as I'll ever get.

@atheist see see how polite @c0d4 is.

Gotta learn from him now eh?

My entry would be 'cunt'. Example below

@real-jase oi cunt.. give me a golden shower too

Wait.... That sounds inappropriate

@Floydimus get out of my shower cunt, this liquid gold is all mine. Allllll mine I tell ya.

@rEaL-jAsE 🖕🏻🤗🖕🏻 true homie

@C0d4 traitor 😤

@atheist why better way to quaint yourself with the locals then to jump right in with... wait, what were we talking about?

Oh right. This is supposed to be @Elliots initiation post, although we did bring the golden shower so that counts right?

I expected something controversial seeing 33 comments on such post.

@theabbie Lol me too.

@theabbie That's what made me clickbait

@C0D4 I legit get more offended when I'm singled out as "the girl" lol

@theabbie @NoOneCares @Eklavya
My evil plan is working 🤗
Welcome to the madness.

@katvoira I don't know what's worse then, being exclusively "the girl" or being inclusively "one of the guys"

I guess it depends on how you perceive it really.

we can make it the most commented post, current record is held by me, 716 comments.

@C0D4 I've worked in male-dominated places almost my whole career... "one of the guys" is completely fine, as I'm very often (and about to be again) the only woman present. Singling me out feels completely wrong, like I'm an alien or something!

@Elliot I bet you didn't think you'd be opening a can of worms by saying hi!

@atheist I expect to get waaay more active when I move jobs and become a Real Developer (TM), but I'm also just a lurker for the most part :p

@theabbie it's 1200+ with a lot of fucks.

@atheist she is still a young padawan in the realm of the rantees.
Wait, how have I not updooted her before 😨let me go fix that.

@katvoira I prefer the inclusive but wrong, over the exclusive but right approach myself.

I need proof of 1200+ comment rant, also, it needs to be actual humans, not bots.

Exciting time to be in the world right now.. exciting time.

@theabbie it was a real user, looks like I didn't get a screenshot of it.

But I did find out lowest downdooted so that's something

if we have a conversation starter medal for the op

@dfox it seems more notifs are coming through this morning then last night, but for reference.

@rEaL-JaSe should have created a good 60 notifs in ++ alone, 🤔 which it looks Iike he deleted his account for the billionth and 1 time again.

Did @Elliot ever come back to his popular thread?

HALLO

@atheist @Floydimus

Yeah when I enter the office I always avoid "Hey guys"

"Hey retards" is more accurate and inclusive.

@Demolishun

To work for my employer you have to be:

A) Either openly or closeted retarded

B) Retardcurious

C) Smugtarded: Acting dumb because of stubborn arrogance

D) A manager

E) Me, a loyaltard: Retarded by virtue of loyalty for the company.

Yeah I'm actually the worst one.

I keep working with idiots because I feel "passionate about the product". Ugh. Disgusting.