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... @Floydimus only fucktwat managers.
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@IntrusionCM A manager is a manager.
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@Floydimus *I'll sit in my corner and cry now*
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@IntrusionCM before that finish your JIRAs.
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@IntrusionCM interesting. Early to death.. saves me time.
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@iiii E - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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@SoldierOfCode Tune a piano, but it's all E
Manager: How long until the current set of tickets is complete?
Dev: Based on storyboard points it’ll be 1.5 weeks from now
Manager: That’s unacceptable! Let me take a look at the board and see if I can remove some low priority tickets.
*Later that day*
Manager: Oooo I found a bunch of really exciting tickets in the backlog that I forgot about. I’ve added them to the board.
Dev: Did you remove any?
Manager: Huh? Oh right. No, I looked and it all needs to get done.
Dev: With these new tickets added to the board our new estimate is 4 weeks.
Manager: WHAT?!? BUT I SPENT ALL DAY LOOKING FOR EFFICIENCIES!!
Dev: …
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