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Fast-Nop39998306dThat begs the question: does that include management's job?
webketje1687306dManager: Today you and I swap jobs!
Dev: Cool! You're fired!
magicMirror10267306dThere Are No SuperHeros In AGILE!
Nanos11427306dLets hope you don't work in a private hospital..
IntrusionCM12167305dIf we burn down the building ... accidentially.... we might get insurance money, that would be easier?
darksideofyay4749305dit's really fascinating that whenever i see people complaining of managers in this app it's a knowledge management problem
Lensflare6058305dLol that would absolutely shut down all work for one day in our team 😅
Backend guy on Android: Uhm… sure why not?
iOS guy on web: Hell yeah, let’s do this!
I'm reminded I used to live in an area like that.
Not real industry to speak of, since every time someone started something, there would be a "mysterious fire".. the moment it got into any kind of financial difficulties..
Mind you, where I am, the same thing seems to be happening too..
Though, with many buildings made of wood, they are not what you call 'fire proof' to start with..
Though in a bunch of electrical stuff fitted by folk who don't know how to do it very well, and its a recipe for disaster !
I'm reminded of one place, that someone thought it was a good idea to put the servers in the same room as the towels..
Or was it the other way around..
Anyhow, one towel too many later, and the place caught fire.
boombodies14Manager: We need to setup the security in the Mexico server Dev: You mean that 3rd party firewall add on? Ma...
boombodies27Manager: Why aren’t you working? Dev: I am, I’m just not typing because I’m thinking an issue out. Man...
boombodies18Manager: How come the intern does way more tickets than you? Dev: Because you told me to only give him the ea...