It's been 2 weeks please merge my PR

I had MR which I waited for a year to be merged.

@darkwind Wow, 1 year is equal to 10 new major JS frameworks...

I would love to Tommy, but management has taken it upon themselves to interject their opinions of when we should merge and deploy changes.

It will be a cold day in hell before I let them let go of the handlebars on this moped as we scream towards the edge of the abyss together.

Mutually assisted destruction is more than just nukes Tommy and I swear to God if they flinch just the slightest before we reach our destination I will drop this match into the gas tank and end it all just to send a fucking message.

Those kinds of maintainers that are so fast to close issue without resolving the delegate ones, but can't do jack shit with 3 months old PR.

Dev 1: "For fuck sake Tom! Why does Gina from HR need to approve my PR for me to be able to merge it?"

Dev 2: "VP com and CEO said it's because we need to make sure it is gender and cultural inclusivity compliant." *sigh*