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Here's the kicker: even if such a super dev showed up, they still wouldn't be able to hire - because said super dev would also want a super salary.
However for them, the reason to want an all-in-one unicorn is to only spend one salary on several positions. The reason is that they instead pay too much for a bloated and useless management. -
@PonySlaystation "*: the currency will be decided later"
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@melezorus34 Rubles š
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@PonySlaystation nah, maybe yen. Maybe pezos.
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When they say, they want a "fullstack dev", what they really mean is, that they want a dev who can do the _full_ _stack_!
Also: If anyone ever gets hired for that position, she will not be allowed to writing any code herself. This basically is a management/consultant position.
@asgs: Of course their shop is full of botchers. That is why they are searching for a code messiah. -
@Oktokolo ahhhhhh it is YOU with the "botchers" meme! I want to see more posts from you with "botchers" in the text! you can do it!
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@melezorus34 dollars but Zimbabwe dollars.
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@PonySlaystation damn it’d be nice to make 50k/y… after taxes, preferably.
I’m laughing nervously here, since that’s really multiple positions, aka multiple paychecks, yet I find myself in a position doing all of that (except SEO), including cloud arch with 35k/y… -
@lambda123 nope, not in the US.
To be fair, I came into my current job with zero experience and halfway through my studies, so of course I started from the bottom regarding wages - and my growth both professionally and regarding the hats I’ve had to, or elected to, put on has been much faster than the corporate dogma on promotion ladders allow. -
@Fast-Nop aka one man IT department. Full stack web mobile and devops developer, QA ninja God. They want to save up on salary lol. Hate that kind of job requirements
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@kirexen your mother is a whore and you’re a cum slut.
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