Your phone/laptop is on 5%

After it dies you can never recharge it, and you can never get another (all technology is dieing)

What do you do?

Get a job in an adventure place and enjoy being in the sun 6 days a week instead of slowly destroying my spine, eyes and sanity in front of a screen while everyone around me resents me for not paying them any attention because I'm too busy writing fucking algorithms.
Just a thought. Not sure though.

@JavaMustDie
You'd seriously spend your last moments with internet EVER calling someone out on social?

Me; I'd probably watch totally SFW videos that contain no perverted content at all.

But, to each their own.

@JavaMustDie yeah fine man :)

Check my bank account balance , buy some Amazon prime now deliveries and finally invite my neighbors over to let the party begin. Too many distractions these days!

@JavaMustDie one-pump chump are we?

@JavaMustDie 5% for me is like.. 10 mins

look for surplus supplies....it's an apocalypse...

I would turn it of and buy and charge it

@JavaMustDie
Mine is like 1000-1500 xDD

those shmucks we called for party probably are coming for free loot ...@JavaMustDie

@Linux
This is a "All technology is dieing" thing

@Cyanite
I would gracefully shutdown my servers then

That is the reason i know it's an apocalypse...

Surrounded by world depended on it...connected because of it...
@Cyanite

@Kro9k
Ever watched 'Revolution'? Its an apocalypse show about a digital virus that turns off all power all at once.

nop..but m sure this is where it's all going@Cyanite

- Phone at 5% -
- Unlocks phone -
Phone: "Error!!! Low battery. Shutting down."
Me: 😢😖😩😭

git commit 😂

@datablitz7
All technology is dieing.. But if it ever returns you will have your up-to-date repository!

@datablitz7 and force to master !

Ordering Nokia 3310 before battery dies!

Enough for a year!😂

@JavaMustDie order another 3310 and so on..

@JavaMustDie 😂😂

@elonmusk @JavaMustDie
I was using the 5% thing as a rough time frame.. Like.. Everything stopps charging in general.. Batteries stop working.(as in the technology of batteries itself)

@bishalthapasht
Iphone? I can drain my android to 0%

@Cyanite
Not iPhone but an android. Damaged battery.
:`(

@Cyanite hate that it got cancled. Is there any leaked script how it would have continued?

@pascalwacker
It got canceled? I've been watching on Netflix.

@Cyanite oh. Watched it like a few years back, there it wasn't on netflix. i need to check that this evening. (Is it the same show, with the different militias and that stuff?)

@pascalwacker
With the microscopic robots that are sucking power out of things?

@Cyanite yup.

Sony have a useful feature, you can reboot to phone only mode, no WiFi, Bluetooth, 3g, apps, fotos, just the essentials, phone and sms

@Kunterbunth
This is DevRant. Not StackOverflow. You can say PornHub :3

Finish fapping, put it on powersave, find a charger in the next 3 hours.

You said that only after it dies, it cannot be recharged. So going on that logic, just charge it before it dies and make sure you always carry a charger!

I'd just charge it and get on with my day?

I would find a way to keep it on with a self made generator, and would sell math calculation services. :D

Id simply wake up and grab a coffe

Grease up and slide into some armor before thunderdome.

Watch TV, or play on my PS4, or use something that doesn't have a limited battery such as a phone or a laptop.