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Get a job in an adventure place and enjoy being in the sun 6 days a week instead of slowly destroying my spine, eyes and sanity in front of a screen while everyone around me resents me for not paying them any attention because I'm too busy writing fucking algorithms.
Just a thought. Not sure though. -
Cyanite85577y@JavaMustDie
You'd seriously spend your last moments with internet EVER calling someone out on social?
Me; I'd probably watch totally SFW videos that contain no perverted content at all.
But, to each their own. -
Check my bank account balance , buy some Amazon prime now deliveries and finally invite my neighbors over to let the party begin. Too many distractions these days!
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Cyanite85577y@Kro9k
Ever watched 'Revolution'? Its an apocalypse show about a digital virus that turns off all power all at once. -
succ11617y- Phone at 5% -
- Unlocks phone -
Phone: "Error!!! Low battery. Shutting down."
Me: 😢😖😩😠-
Cyanite85577y@datablitz7
All technology is dieing.. But if it ever returns you will have your up-to-date repository! -
Cyanite85577y@elonmusk @JavaMustDie
I was using the 5% thing as a rough time frame.. Like.. Everything stopps charging in general.. Batteries stop working.(as in the technology of batteries itself) -
Sony have a useful feature, you can reboot to phone only mode, no WiFi, Bluetooth, 3g, apps, fotos, just the essentials, phone and sms
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You said that only after it dies, it cannot be recharged. So going on that logic, just charge it before it dies and make sure you always carry a charger!
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Canilho3167yI would find a way to keep it on with a self made generator, and would sell math calculation services. :D
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Watch TV, or play on my PS4, or use something that doesn't have a limited battery such as a phone or a laptop.
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Do I look like a guinea pig to you, dice tester?
Your phone/laptop is on 5%
After it dies you can never recharge it, and you can never get another (all technology is dieing)
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