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compared to some things in the codebase i've inherited, that would be a HUGE improvement...
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@fullstackclown trust me - you can _not_ imagine.
please don't ask me to recall any details of this hell, but once, i had something in the database break - because of a change in a motherforking stylesheet. -
noyloy2172yDude I know what you mean,
Some people don't know how to do basic system design.
And more often than not, these people are in key positions. -
@Kernel I know!
I mean the worst I've ever had to deal with was an outdated tech stack that wasn't version controlled and custom built across 36 different client's machines.
It was clown town, man! -
@Kernel jep... that's how elder gods tend to get you. curiosity about how deep the abyss can be.
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@tosensei they must be ironically brilliant bc I can’t possibly figure out how to create such a terrible codebase...🤯!
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@Midnight-shcode no.... please... STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!! ITS KILLING ME!!!!
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