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@magicMirror Well, they did the opposite of every clean-code principle and abused every possibility PHP has to offer. Whatever shit you imagine, I can give you a screenshot of actual code doing exactly that. 😅
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Oh.
Fuck that with a huge bag of flaming sideways cactuses.
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