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AleCx04
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The amount of highly sexual, disgusting jokes and shit that me and my employees say at the office behind close doors is the primary reason why I keep the door to my department offices closed.

I usually tell everyone that it is due to covid concerns, but it ain't, we really do be making the most disgusting jokes known to man.

Example:

Me: cum bucket!!!!
From outside the office, the CMS admin: "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yess daddy??"

My office is not normal, my guys are polite, articulate and proper in any other meeting that we attend, but dear me I sometimes worry.

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  • 6
    I'm severely disappointed that the word daddy has been so severely culturally mutilated.

    I no longer recognize any wholesomeness in it along with many other previously normal words.

    Your workplace sounds freewheeling though.
  • 4
    I'm in a small office of 6 people across multiple teams. We joked last week that a part of our interview process should be "<offensive joke>, does that offend you?"
  • 3
    I see no problem here.
  • 3
    @Wisecrack happy developers = happy manager.

    We had to work on a big project yesterday and today, on our weekend. When I brought it up none of them bitched, moaned, complained or otherwise give any sort of issue. They know that I hate doing this, and they also know that if that shit ever happens I will be right there with them, not at home enjoying my weekend and telling them what to do.

    I believe this to be in large part because of the way we joke and have that level of trust amongst one another.

    I call them my gordos(term of endearment in Spanish depending on who you ask) and I love the sons of bitches
  • 1
    @cmarshall10450 when I applied for this department, my now employees were in the interview committee, one such question was "what is your favorite character in Star Wars, or which one interests you the most?"

    I was taken back at how laid back the interview was until the coding challenge, which was very small and they did not care about really.

    On the last member of the team, we decided on this question:

    "Why is Lord of the Rings better than Star Wars"

    The dude looked like he was about to take a sword to the gut, composed himself and said "It is not"

    Hired. The lads are big star wars fans, I love both franchises, but have to give in to their majority opinion.
  • 3
    @ElectroArchiver right? I just worry that they say that in front of the wrong person.
  • 2
    as long as you're not making anyone uncomfortable and all the participants are into it, i see no problem
  • 1
    @darksideofyay this was also the majority opinion that lead to the goat sacrifice/orgy.

    To each their own.

    Maybe the discomfort was the friendship we found along the way.
  • 5
    @Wisecrack i have no problem with an orgy with goat sacrifice, I don't see your point
  • 0
    @darksideofyay it's about doing things you're uncomfortable with.

    Pinhead will teach you duh way.
    Solve the cube and explore new territories of time, space, 0leasure, and pain.
  • 1
    We are all able to use our mouths

    So if there is a joke thats targeting you and it hurt speak with the others and tell them that

    The same things goes also the other way around

    I would love this office it seems very fun
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