ooooo managers have sent me a meeting for a solo standup with them on monday, i'm shakin' in my boots!

they're probably angry i already worked 50+ hours this week and took today off at short notice yesterday

clowns. 🤡

It's ok to work more than the normal time. In fact it is encouraged, please work extra hours.
We'll kill your family if you're 2 minutes late though.

if you're getting crowded, try to only direct your answer to the same manager every time, no matter who originally asked.
Especially fun when they crosstalk over eachother

If I be getting things done, there’s no reason for me to join meetings, so I don’t.

It's time for another game of "good manager, bad manager"!

Good manager: We see how hard you're working, but we think you're working too hard. How can we support you better?

Bad manager: You fucked us over by taking a day off, you knew today was important (just like every day is.)

Even though you say you don’t give a shit about the "convocation", I’m sure it affects you and that it’ll be on your mind all weekend.
Well, I hope you can take your mind off of it and get some rest before Monday.
Ultimately, I hope you can move on quickly from your current job as it seems you’ve been on edge for too long now

How did it go