Every time I see a cringe job post like this I internally scream hard. There, fixed it for them 🫡

min salary, max salari

@NickyBones are you the model in the ad?

@Lensflare max salami? That I can get into.

When I see "fast-paced" I read "disorganized and burnout inducing".

and Equity means "We want to dissuade you from leaving by pretending you have a stake in this company"
while your share gets watered down over time.

@knuppelsmurf Does that really happen?

@knuppelsmurf No.

They probably talk about options. Not shares.

The thing is, if you leave or get fired for cause, options will return to the company.

You can use options in the event of a sale of the company. Busiclly company doesn't risk anything.

@NickyBones and you have a 60cm waist

@NoToJavascript You are correct, it was options instead of shares.

@NickyBones search for "Nickybones devrant waist" on Google ;). I found this: https://devrant.com/rants/4180438/... 😁

@NickyBones it was very nice and round indeed

@retoor how is yours

@electrineer I've no idea but fine. Happy with it. Thanks for asking. How's yours?

@retoor marvelous

They should also mention that they take pics of you every now and then if you are working remotely.