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fckIE4992yThat’s the old version. New version is simpler.
A man flying a hot air balloon realizes he’s lost.
Gets shot down by NORAD. -
@daniel-wu solid state , but if you get too close to your heat element, you might be in a liquid state
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hjk10156962yAfter the first line I for sure thought he was going to get blown up by the Americas πππ₯
Edit: @fckIE you went there first! Hope you steer clear. Sorry to steal your thunder. Didn't read the comments yet. -
hjk10156962y@devphobe our molecules are too big to melt. Apply enough heat and we go straight to a gas state with some solid residue remaining.
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