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Voxera113508yLike a former colleague, except he pushed to production Friday 17:05.
We close at 17:00.
Busy Saturday morning when a movie theater client could not sell any tickets. -
Step 5: Get notification whilst eating dinner.
Step 6: "Oh, it's the boss."
Step 7: After ears stop ringing, fire up jobs site... -
Not a problem, without Intellisense you waited the whole day for msdn.microsoft.com. No LOC changed.
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When you talk to other devs about what their code did. I also relate myself to this.
Step 1: Turn off any intellisense and debug tools.
Step 2: Code all day without running the code.
Step 3: Push everything to the build server and avoid looking at the result.
Step 4: Go home.
LIKE A BOSS!
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