Day is better. I was given cake.

@AlexDeLarge There might be coffee in the cake. I'm now unable to sit still. May or may not be rolling up and down the hall in my desk chair now

@AlexDeLarge coworker found paper towel rolls. We're jousting. And our CIO just joined.

@AlexDeLarge 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I love it!!!!

@runfrodorun ❤❤❤

Also, general update: I ran into the corner by the stairs. Our jousting tournament almost ended disastrously. We're now by the elevators. Because it's safer.

@QueenMorgana Try not to damage yourself too much in the tournament. Don't want you to lose an eye to a paper towel roll. With that in mind, you better win.

@captnmatt2736 we had to stop. People wanted to go home apparently. I have the deepest marks on my arm from the rolls, so I think I won?

The cake is a lie.

…also I prefer wrapping paper rolls for jousting. 😊

@QueenMorgana I'd consider that a victory

The cake is a lie, it masks systemic problems. Run now!!!

@QueenMorgana this barrel of coffee is just for you. Freshly brewed with roasted coffee plants. The taste of burned chlorophyll mixed with the genuine coffee flavor makes it a very exquisit experience and matches perfectly with cake.
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@PonySlaystation 😚😚❤❤❤🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 thank you!!!!!!!!!!!

@AlexDeLarge haha great story!
I once hat to stay over the weekend in the barracks for patrolling and stuff. Because nobody was there an it got extremely boring, we decided to borrow the a handfull of Puchs (the Austrian made Jeeps for the army) because in the swiss army they all have the same key (you can turn it on with a flathead screwdriver) and drove around the whole place and at some point we started making powerslides. Later the whole big square was full of black circles. 😂

@PonySlaystation @AlexDeLarge you both and your shenanigans ❤

@QueenMorgana haha you should build a heavy armor around your chair for the tournament 😁
and cardboard spikes on the axes of the wheels, like in Ben Hur 😉

@PonySlaystation I think it's back to serious on Monday. We still have our new guy to train properly before teaching him bad habits. 😂