Colleague: As asap as possible!
Me: ಠ_ಠ

Poison ++

What the wtf

As as soon as possible as possible.
Don't see anything wrong here 😂

Recursive practice :)
GNU fan.

I feel you bro (-,_,-)

One of my lecturers used to say ask

Lol he never knew he was missing an a lol

Rip in peace lol

Colleague: We need the exact ETA!

@gofrendi Wine: Wine is not an emulator!

I feel stupid auto correct corrected what I typed it's supposed to be: asp, so my lecturer used to say asp instead of asap

a.s.a.p. means all suckers are planning? hrmm

As as soon as possible as possible

@Noob Well, exact expected time of arrival makes sense to me. Have I been reading ETA wrong my entire life?

@vringar I'm pretty sure it's "Estimated Time of Arrival".
Still, 'exact estimated time' kind of works, you could give an approximation to the time you estimated after all...
Still kinda weird.

@vringar ETA stands for "Estimated time of arrival" just as @21stCenturyJoku said.
Exact estimation may make sense in some contexts. But mostly when working with times of arrival "exact ETA" just makes no sense.
Basically it's "give me the exact, imprecise guess you have".

Asap-tion!

@Noob If Google Maps gives me an ETA of 14:02, the approximate ETA would be 2 o' clock while the exact ETA would be 14:02.
Not that anyone would care... but it does work in most scenarios. (and if you have to change trains or something where every minute matters, it might actually make proper sense)

@21stCenturyJoku that's a fair point, but it wasn't me who made up the meanings. I'm just following the rules.

@mohibsheth whahahhaha 😂😂😂🤣

What did he do? Fall into a vat of redundancy?

How about "please RSVP" 😒

Wow, look! I have a brand new LCD Display!!! 😂😂😂

Reading the post and comments, I am Laughing out LOL!

as soon as asap possible

My mates often say "RIP In Peace" sooo