Friend: "I'm so tired of coding. I've been pressured to do it since I was 9. My dad worked for Sun and he was so obsessed with coding that he even named our dogs Java and Scratch" 😂

I named my dog Java. :) Biggest shit head of a dog ever.

I will name my future dog Arch just because :)

@Archer04 Archie sounds nice :)

@620hun I gotta save Archie for the puppy :)
>Arch = Dad
>Alpine = Mom
>Archie = Puppy
I have everything perfectly planned lol

I had pet rats named Ruby and Java because that's what most of our platform was developed with.

I might as well name my duck smalltalk, because it's dead.

I had a dog named Balfour(after the Balfour declaration) and a hamster named Rudolf(after Rudolf I von Habsburg, founder of the Habsburg dynasty of Holy Roman Emperors).

Yes I know I'am a huge History nerd. That was back in the day when I was a little kid and I didn't know anything about programming or computers.