I decided to only eat Candy for a month.

I lost weight, and she enjoyed it.

Ah yes, the sex. I do that to the female everyday. In fact I'm doing the sex on the female girl right now.

@SidTheITGuy are you still triggered by the no dick thing?

@Demolishun oooeeehh, what no dick thing?

@retoor I was being a jerk in another rant. Throwing some unjustified shade.

@Demolishun When did I get triggered? I literally said the other guy let his intrusive thoughts out.

@Demolishun This is a stereotypical Indian thing I wrote. It's how Indians are perceived in the 9GAG community. You didn't get it.

@SidTheITGuy I guess it weren't a thing.

@SidTheITGuy Oh, like the bobs and vageen stuff?

@Demolishun yeah exactly. Or the head bobbing, shitting on the street, cow worshipping etc.

@SidTheITGuy I guess I am Indian sex thing virgin. I see references and am baffled.

I thought this was a cannibalism joke.

@Demolishun I just got off the phone with Sid.

He says the chicks with dicks are not a deal breaker.

Send over the taiwanese ladyboys bro.

It's gonna be another wolf-of-wallstreet richest-man-in-babylon type shindig. Bachelors party for Sid. We auctioned him off as the most eligible bachelor in gotham. He married an *IRL* rock with googly eyes on it. But hey, moneys money!

Also one of the party goers ate a pound of P.B Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude.

shits popping off!