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kiki34809337d(to be clear, if you didn't know already, I don't smoke marijuana, I don't drink, I don't do drugs. I only take my prescriptions that are neuroleptics. They slow me down rather than crank me up.)
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NeatNerdPrime4368337dGuuurrrrllll, You have the weirdest dreams. Entertaining though. Might be worth a Netflix series.
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Oh my fucking god.
So, basically, I’m at some mall with Violet Parr, but I’m not Dash. I’m someone else entirely, but still a Mr. Incredible’s child. Producers connect to my thoughts and say “Go to the bathroom”. I oblige, go in and see Mr. Incredible naked, absolutely destroying Frozone’s asshole bareback. He doesn’t see me.
Then, I go meta: “Well, producers now probably want me to find another bathroom!”
Mens' one is closed. Ladies one is open though. “Wait, if Mr. Incredible is there, and we’re in The Incredibles universe, we’re probably not in Russia, and no one will bully me, a little trans kid, if I go to the ladies' bathroom”. I go in and lock myself inside a stall.
Music plays. A hellish hybrid of Tessa Violet from “Crush” (https://youtube.com/watch/...) and Orla Gartland (https://youtube.com/watch/...) enters the bathroom. The movie suddenly becomes a musical.
As she approaches my stall, she sings:
π΅ Deep down inside, we’re still transphobic π΅
π΅ Deep down inside, I’m still transphobic π΅
π΅ But it’s my way to tell the world π΅
π΅ To shut π΅
π΅ The fuck π΅
π΅ UUUUUp π΅
She proceeds to demolish and twist the stalls.
Suddenly, we see her flashback (well, technically a flash-forward), and there she gives a Ted talk. But it’s a Klan rally, and it’s Ted x KKK. She says the punchline:
“Well, isn’t it _nuts_ π
that I twisted steel beams into a thousand _knots_ ππ”
The audience erupts into laughter.
We’re back. I run away from her. Cops arrive, and I’m connected directly to Barely Sociable’s video from the future (relative to my present) about Ruth Price (https://youtube.com/watch/...), the phone call segment. The original audio is replaced by Tessa/Orla’s voice. She calls cops and says “We’re placed into custody for bullying a trans faggot kid!”
The cop replies, mocking her: “That’s baaaad π€£, that’s probably baaaaaad π€£”
Off-screen laughter.
Roll credits.
Jack-Jack Parr is trans, confirmed.
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