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CoffeeNoir
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Story from my friend who I drank a beer with yesterday:

His manager has balls bigger than elefants.. Hiring a group of anarcho kinda pentest / hacker fucks from a freelance portal from Serbia... Who found quite some shit in their internal systems.

You should think twice about paying them late and especially paying them only half the amount. Even though "they wouldn't sue them anyway".

Sure, they won't.

But take a smart guess what they did.

Fuckin idiot manager.

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  • 1
    Occasionally not all of them are whiners, unlike our local Serbian.
  • 1
    @ostream i don't get what happened
  • 9
    They opened your cd-player
  • 7
    They hacked your printers and started a fire like that episode of csi cyber?
  • 3
    @TheBeardedOne

    If they have snmp and snmp tracks periphery...

    You can make mean poltergeist printing.

    Everytime a device is turned off, print a nice page "turn me on fuckers...".
  • 1
    Somebody hasn’t seen War Dogs
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