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oh and ofc exceptions/"throwing" doesnt exist
it tries to return a false, thats all it can do
if this house-of-cards module doesnt somehow fumble mid-way in their pipeline -
Omg. Would've been totally my dream job. I write languages for fun. Arrays are hard to implement with garbage collection and such
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@retoor if I had to implement this pseudo-language, I'd have fun as well (maybe)
But im not the implementer, Im the end-user, hence the hell-scape -
@azuredivay why they didn't choose Lua? Lua kinda destroyed my implementional language dream. It's perfect. In sake of implementation it even kills python
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@retoor probably to add on to their 'proprietary' points -.- they can charge extra for it and for support after all
I personally had to raise like 10 tickets over the last 2 months for "feature additions" to their "language"
the language/modules arent versioned either, so if they change things on their side without telling us, our implementation breaks, so company pays for "forever-support" lol
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Ive been working on pseudo-Java (ie some 3rd company's UNDOCUMENTED programming language) that they parse into Java in their backend
It doesnt even support if-else (only ifs and elses) or a boolean combination of False and OR together lmao
mainly a GRPC middleware-language
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Im throwing exceptions unless combined strings equal Lengths and is only 1s
living like in 80s-90s 💀
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