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i'm never surprised when i tap on your profile and read the text you have no life

Ffckss. That guys not even coding.

Thats dryer then gamer girls pretending to game on Ph.

If they'd shown some actual 360's. That'd be hella hot.

but ya'all know secretly this is a meme post bot. there cannot be a real low life behind these posts

> pic related

1. Set up a mysql db
2. Set up a web server with access to said db
3. Create an api endpoint that runs raw, injectable sql
4. Write css that fetches an asset based on user input, directed to that endpoint
5. Write your create table query in your browser
6. Inspect the mess of malformed tables you just created from all the “asset” requests
7. Question your life decisions that have led you to this point

how to create css using mysql table ?

@Root user input, pfff...

that's insecure, you know?

you should rather use css to style a bunch of elements to style a table, each cell representing a pixel of your command text.

then you take a screenshot, send THAT to the api, run it through OCR and execute the result.

much safer, because nobody would every be crazy enough to even try to mess with someone that crazy.

Come on, at this point css is so bloated with random shit that it wouldn’t really be a surprise if that was a hidden feature.

@root Amazing 😂

1:
.mySql-get-Users{
background-image: url("http://wtf.com/query/...");
}

2: profit??

3: are you fucking kidding me?

@C0D4 😇

@Root I have seen things 🫣

@Root How I wish I could say that I never had to ask that question.

@root I think it'd be more fun, and at least as much of a pointless waste of time, to do it this way:
-MySQL db

-images correlating to db cells/values...totally static stored library, dynamically created (js/whatever), or some awesome, nonsensical, combo thatd go char by char to assemble an image... or better/more annoying yet, an animated gif

-css some arrays of flex boxes (way more visually annoying than simple grids)

- use the generated cache of images/values as background of the psuedo-cells

Then, ofc, question your life choices.

@tosensei
The issue with someone not messing with a crazed dev is that they'd need to be knowledgeable enough to comprehend what/why that's nuts.

If you wanna go the 'don't fuck with crazy' route, it needs to be something more basic, that also give that brief pause of 'wtf is going on/is this real life?'

I can't think of a valid dev version of what I mean right now. Essentially, it's gorra be the equivalent of if someone pulls a gun on you... so you, while staring confidently at them, pull out your shuriken.

In my very limited sample size, 2 events, this certainly achieved the 'don't fuck with crazy' conclusion... once even directly exclaiming "fuck! this bitch is crazy!". Though the 1st iteration's abandoned gun had a broken firing pin; I also assume that any guy who feels the need to brandish a firearm, while having another guy as backup, is inherently easy to throw off-guard.

That said, a scimitar also appears to work, albeit much less practical.

@awesomeest shuriken? scimitar?

i prefer a nerf gun with tuned springs and poison-covered needle tips ;)

Wtf is this page, ifunny for programming?