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So there was an inspection from government for our bank's IT security. I gave a tour to our server and security systems. I threw all possible acronyms as much as I could remember. Inspector nodded and noted down never uttered a word.
Finally, he breaks his silence, looking at a device he points out and says "What's that ?"
I look at the device then stare at his face back again at the device and to his face I reply "That's AC, Air Conditioner".19 -
Definately Linus Torvalds
"Software is like sex; it's better when it's free"
"Computer is like an air conditioner, it becomes useless when you open windows"9 -
Just after entering the office the heat wave hit me. 28ºC in the office at 8 a.m.?!?! Air conditioner down. Damn.
Live in North Europe they say. It's gonna be cool they say.18 -
Switch my coworker mouse with an air conditioner remote while he went to take a shit. He came back moving the remote and wondering why the cursor wasn't moving3
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I'm really tired that everyone in my family asks me to fix or help with every fucking thing that has a plug (like telephones or the air conditioner)2
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I use to work in companies that have none or one female dev. The guys hired a girl and placed her seat in the farthest corner from the Air Conditioner.
Idiots. All others pleasing her with any stupid request, like "it's hot in here, can I turn on the AC?" and all others say "YES OF COURSE" as they can pronounce those words while drooling.
You know what? She puts the AC in 18 CELCIUS (64 Farenheit, - you're welcome)
I AM RIGHT UNDER THE AC, I'M COMMUTING TO THE OFFICE WITH EXTRA CLOTHING IN SUMMER BECAUSE OF THOSE IDIOTS. I HAVE TO PROTECT MYSELF OF GETTING A COLD IN SUMMER BECAUSE OF OTHER'S INABILITY TO MANAGE THEIR TESTORONE.4 -
Having a 5 hour scheduled meeting now .... The room has a partial glass roof and no air conditioner...
It's 28 degrees out there and 27 in here currently..
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!2 -
The Story of Henk.(Part 1)
This is part 1 of my lecturer.
Today we are learning of inheritance and air conditioner
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Yesterday was "but you are Russian" day. It was somehow decided by people in my office, that Russians are the fixers. Basically its the regular flow: Fix the wifi, install me a Windows, Fix VM image, fix my sd card coz its fucked up, I have issues with my hotspot, air conditioner is not cooling enough. But whats weird... Those people are fucking developers themselves!! Wtf?! I got a call from US team (I'm in Israel) and they wanted me to fix their laptop over the phone!!!!!! FUCK!!😕
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Spent like all week working on a feature set in a web app, finally got to a point where i thought it was functioning well, ran tests, tests passed.
I was exhausted but happy. All along i have been pushing to my GitLab server. I save my commits and even though exhausted, i am happy as i go to bed.
I wake up, run some errands and my business partner says, eh! Can i come see that new feature set you built, sure, i will be home soon.
I was at the barbershop, trying to look like a human being again. I get home boot my computer and i scream.....
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
I check GitLab, i check my Git Log and i start to sweat, i was in the air conditioner but it felt like someone turned the heat up.
Git log shows my last commit was 2 days ago, my app is at the state it was 2 days ago and i can't frigging find all i have built.
I need to show this to the client, have no idea what to do now, so stressful. My partner say, you know what, just watch a movie. You built it before, you will do it again.
This happened to him a while ago and i gave him similar advice, it felt wicked hearing it now.
Anyways, i have to build that ish all over again, i do know i wasn't dreaming about having built it. I asked my wife and she said, i did, i was always working. So confusing.
Anyone experienced this before, i have no idea how to find my code.
Help Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee4 -
Keep The Exciting Strong With These Packing Plans
Bought a new house? Transferring to a new town in a city? Well, that is quite exciting!
But packing up old home isn’t that much interesting as the excitement of going to new place. It is quite a time consuming task to pack up your all items in proper way and segregate them according to your room. You need proper planning, time and also a little bit of costing to do it in a proper way. Otherwise it can be a nightmare and even can cause damage to your items too. Local movers Columbia SC can assist you for the transportation.
Your guide for packing
But your need not to worry, here is our help to solve your entire problem about the packing of your entire house. This would help and save your time for planning.
Furniture and larger items: you need to take the help of trained personnel while dealing with furniture and bigger appliances. Pack them properly like your beds, wardrobes, study tables, and other such kinds of furniture. Also the air conditioner, geyser, microwave and such fragile appliances should be packed with the help of technicians. These things need to be disassembled and re installed too at new place.
Once you are done with these, you will be left with your clothes and kitchen items. Pack the clothes by arranging them and mark the name of the person over the package. Do same thing with the kitchen and bathroom items too. You can take the bubble wraps to prevent any damage to fragile items. Mark them accordingly as it would also help the local movers Columbia SC to know which one to carry safely.
Jewelry and other costly items should be taken extra care or you may lose them in this process of move. It is a better idea to keep the jewelry in locker if you have the facility available. Or keep it to any other place or with any trusted people from whom you can collect them safely after all the clutters are done. But don’t ever take the risk of getting them mixed with other items.
Plastic bags can be helpful r bathroom items. Keep plastic bags ready for ready them which are also tends to leak out. This would prevent any damage to other items packed with it.
Hope this guide would help you save a lot of time of yours and let you enjoy the new place.
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