Once a customer wanted to pay our invoice cash in a meeting. Then he came up with 14995€. As we asked where the 5€ are he could not remember immediately, but then he yelled: OH YEA I GOT HUNGRY ON THE WAY TO YOU.

Removed a bug 2 weeks ago.
Customer calls today and wants to have it back.
The error miscalculated a sum.
🤷
When you thought you saw everything...

One of our customers calls everytime when he thinks he found a new bug. Then he literally yells "I found a new bow" since he thinks "bug" is a german word, so emphasizes it like that. In german "bug" means "bow of a ship".

Customers... haaaaaaaaa.
Installed email 1year ago.
Customers today: "hey nothing work today"
Not payed the hosting.
Fuck.

!Rant
I'm helping a customer who calls in all the time for support. At the end of a call this exchange happens.

Customer: So I have this game...

*Points at a solitaire icon on his desktop*

Customer: If we open that up, there's this little thing here...

*Game opens and there's an ad in the bottom right corner*

Customer: Can you get rid of that?

Me: I can't, not in applications like this. This is the free version of the software and add are how they make their money. If you did want to play without ads, Microsoft has the Solitaire Collection for free

*Makes shortcut to Solitaire Collection on desktop*

Me: There you go