Meet today.... Fetlang

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lick Bob's cock
lick Duke's left nipple one million times

while Ada is submissive to Duke
make slave scream Ada's name
Have Charlie spank himself
Have Ada lick his tight little ass
Have Bob lick Charlie's tight little ass, as well

make Ada moan Bob's name
make Bob moan Charlie's name
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Never felt so dirty after calculating the fibonacci sequence...

https://github.com/Property404/...

"Fetlang is a statically typed, procedural, esoteric programming language and reference implementation. It is designed such that source code looks like poorly written fetish erotica."

Has anyone tried Fetlang? Very interesting syntax and pretty funny :)
https://github.com/Property404/...

Code:
(This program lists all arguments passed to the executable)
(Variables:
Amy - iterator through argv
Betty - Temporary variable to record each argument
Carrie - '\0'
Saint Andrew's Cross - Fetlang's argv wrapper
)

Make Betty moan
Worship Carrie's feet

Bind Amy to Saint Andrew's Cross
Have Amy hogtie Betty
If Amy is Carrie's bitch
Make Slave scream Betty's name
Make Betty moan