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Search - "greek fucking letters"
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Does anyone else include greek letters in their JavaScript variable names just to fuck with co-workers?1
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1. English:
Hello, how are you?
Perfection...
There is a very good reason why the Internet is written in English and not Chinese.
2. Spanish:
Hola, ¿cómo estás?
Funny ass language. Beautiful women tho.
3. Chinese (Simplified):
你好,你怎么样? (Nǐ hǎo, nǐ zěnme yàng?)
Ugly, disgusting and retarded. Honestly, you could create letters and then use the letters for words. Instead of creating new letter for every new word. You could really see they didn't really think this through. It started with simple characters, 一二三人. Then they hit scaling problem pretty quick. The problem is that they still use this ancient letters.
4. Japanese:
こんにちは、お元気ですか? (Konnichiwa, ogenki desu ka?)
Actually, looks and sounds beautiful. But they still use the fucking Chinese letters.
I guess it's not as bad.
5. Korean:
안녕하세요, 어떻게 지내세요? (Annyeonghaseyo, eotteoke jinaeseyo?)
Cute. Extra points for getting rid of Chinese letters from their system.
6. Russian:
Привет, как дела? (Privet, kak dela?)
Great, but fucking hard ass language.
7. Arabic:
مرحبًا، كيف حالك؟ (Marhaban, kayfa halak?)
Can't comprehend shit.
8. Hindi:
नमस्ते, कैसे हो? (Namaste, kaise ho?)
I'll be honest. It looks cool.
9. Greek:
Γειά σας, πώς είστε; (Yia sas, pos iste?)
Chad as fuck. But still looks ugly.
10. Hebrew:
שלום, מה שלומך? (Shalom, ma shlomcha?)
Looks cool, like YuGiOh n shit.
11. Thai:
สวัสดี, สบายดีไหม? (Sawasdee, sabai dee mai?)
Crazy, it looks exactly as it sounds. Ding dong ping diong.
12. Vietnamese:
Xin chào, bạn khỏe không? (Xin chào, bạn khỏe không?)
Their Guerrilla warfare was genius. The language is fucking shit tho.
13. Tamil:
வணக்கம், எப்படி இருக்கீர்கள்? (Vaṇakkam, eppaṭi irukkīrkaḷ?)
Adding this to UNICODE is a disrespectful.
14. Bengali:
হ্যালো, আপনি কেমন আছেন? (Hyālō, āpni kēmōn āchēn?)
Cool awesome.
15. Punjabi:
ਹੈਲੋ, ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਹੋ? (Hello, tusīṁ kivēṁ hō?)
Cool.
16. Turkish:
Merhaba, nasılsınız?
17. Polish:
Cześć, jak się masz?
Sounds like retool. Yikes.
18. Swahili:
Habari, hujambo?
19. Ukrainian:
Привіт, як справи? (Pryvit, yak spravy?)
Just speak Russian. Fuck this sublanguage.
20. Georgian:
გამარჯობა, როგორ ხარ? (Gamarjoba, rogor khar?)
Emm.20