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    Episode 2 of this rant: https://devrant.io/rants/851636/...

    PM went to meet with the provider and came back, so I had a talk with the PM and it went like this:
    Me: so how did the meeting go? Hope they corporate with you
    PM: *in a sarcastic voice* Bro, you need be a good dev, they told me only a good dev can implement Master Card API calls, and its all in the docs. That's all they told me, so you should know how the meeting went
    Me: *there is no wifi in jail, there is no wifi in jail, there is no wifi in jail, there is no wifi in jail* Fine bro, I'll go back to school and come back after 12 years.

    Seriously when I send the provider the request and the body and all they tell me is: You have an error, Id must be unique but they fail to point out the exact error or at least send me a valid ID to test, how does this make me the bad dev and him the genius that can run Apple, Google, MS all together at once!

    What is even worse, when I called the provider he told me: Man transaction ID must always be unique, how could you not know this, how is Mastercard supposed to differentiate between transactions!!

    But hey, no one told me transaction id must be unique, primary keys are never unique, like DUH!
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