It's not, "space." It's storage.

Our PM hears us talking about git repos, and responds by referring to it as, "get," as if she was correcting our bad pronunciation.

Our scrum master just said, "minimum valuable product."

Suck my hairy asshole, devs who disable paste for web forms. Or more likely, management softs who read in a trade magazine that paste is bad.

tfw you're the only female dev in the room surrounded by men in brotanks, their protein powders, soylent, and gym bags 🙃

I write web apps that show system health information, for support purposes. Whenever I talk to my boss about the general direction of what I'm writing he says, "I want one page that shows me everything."

This is an enormous company, with tens of millions of customers, and an infrastructure so big that there are literally millions of potential points of failure.

I hear this from management softs all the time: one page that shows me EVERYTHING. To me, that means he wants a red or green indicator that he can quickly check on his iphone while he's skiing.

I'm afraid that managing this kind of infrastructure is a bit more complicated than that. If it was that simple, you wouldn't have anyone to manage.

I'm working in a company that still use Flash for softs/websites... On the other side, il be working on m'y free time on a cultural app

All the contractors have to take furlough for the holidays, but the company spends the money to buy a bunch of $1300 televisions for no better reason than corporate vanity.

I'm sure the softs think it's the greatest thing ever though.

The softs are throwing a Pi Day pizza party at lunch today. So I'm working from home.

tfw your CTO asks you to make a design for some non-reusable UI element.. again. 🙃

Meeting with a company that'll help you exit is tomorrow? No worries, get your devs to build 9736372 features before EOD!