As I joke, I put in the requirement for links to be active on a printout. My developers showed up with QR codes. Touché.

The Sys Admin limited everyone's access on an application through the admin panel. He forgot I have access to the database and I now have full access 😂

The best: when systems writes a snide comment on a ticket, then close said ticket to prevent you from replying! Touché douche', touché!

Me: "let's just update the data frame directly and also change the code to re-create it, but without actually recreating from scratch" (because it would take multiple hours of manual labour)

My junior colleague: "I agree! But let's be honest: if this were my proposal to you, you'd have rolled your eyes and disagreed..."

Touché