typing speed: 2016 vs 2020

When the anxiety has made your brain stop working and the procrastination has been going strong for three days already. Yeehaw, motherfuckers.

I love designing and developing software but man, I envy blue collar people sometimes. I know their jobs are hard but working with your hands and working 9 to 5 and then live your life from 5 to 9 is awesome..

Especially considering that in Europe, I have 14 years of experience and make maybe 10k more than my blue collar friends after tax. If it was just for the work-money ratio I'd become a carpenter..

But over all... 🎶I shoulda been a cowboy 🎶

Client: After two weeks of silence. "Are we ready to launch?"

Me: "Yeah, sure!" Forgetting there's a half-finished refactor from two weeks ago.

*spends an hour cowboy coding php in Plesk editor before IT guy updates DNS*

We got a cowboy! :D

setterm -fore green && echo YEEHAW