Knock knock.
Who's there?
*5 second pause*
Java

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders 

1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer :D

If you start working in a company that uses SVN. Just leave

Here's to options.

cuting edge ux

When you open a huge project for the first time to fix a bug and see no comments.
😐🔫

My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside

At my previous job, no matter how many times I explained it, "a jquery" was an image slider for by boss. No need to say new devs didn't know what the hell he was talking about when he said the clients wanted "a jquery".

I just can't... 😑 You bought a template, you get a template. PS: Learn English!

Am I the only one here that needs more time to create user friendly and Idiot-save error Messages than writing the whole validation of stuff?

Product puts [investigation] in the title of the user story when they don't know what they want.

Boss: Can you refactor some of the code [dev who recently quit] wrote? Y'know, improve the readability a little bit.

Me: Sure thing. *opens project*

Project: *has 76 variables named var2 through var78*

when the project manger asks for status on a ticket.
me: what ticket
pm: hold on. (makes ticket). that one.

When you open a previous employees production JUnit tests and see the below:

@Test
public void test1(){
...
}

When the PM says we can add an impossible feature...

hate to work with time zones in destributed services

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

When some guy deletes his package from npm and breaks the Internet...

(*sarcasm, don't hate)

Whe you build a backend service that handled 50k concurrent users. But you are forced to integrate this third party service which can handle 500 concurrent users.

i was afraid...

People who ask a question on stackOverflow and comment a minute later with " it's cool I solved it " are the biggest ass holes in the whole world , come on... How about sharing so some1 else might find your post helpful ... 😡

Reviewing bosses code and had these two if statements with no logic between
if (someVar) {
if (someVar) { // double check someVar is true just in case
}
}

Who has used the "my code is compiling" excuse to extend a break?