Well today I found out that is perfectly fine to not communicate or look at your phone and be unresponsive while pair programming. They can't even write a single line of code on their own. I'm having to dictate them things by character. How can this be seen as a cultural difference. How the hell are they still employed and the most important question. Why do I need to accomodate to them and find ways to motivate them?
They should be doing what they are paid to do.

Oh wow Elixir, you are so fancy and beautiful. Where have you been hiding! Can i take you out some time? Maybe a small project? 🤓

Started learning C just for fun.
Any words of wisdom, recommendations or threats?

The moment you realize you stopped caring.

4pm and the neighbour starts drilling.
Excuse me lovely neighbour, some of us have late meetings to attend 🤷‍♂️

I got asked if i was on a motorcycle. 🤣