Internet in Germany.

It happens... but sometimes you have to, to get to the next level. It's called stepping out of your safe zone.

Lately I've been losing sleep dreaming about how to fix my code, but client I have been praying hard to make you happy 😜😜

Finally the right answer

As a fresher, I already experienced it.....

Responsiveness on another level😂

It's damn right😂😂😂😂

Yet another commercial seminar upset I won't give up a day of my time to fly to the UK to speak at the event for no payment or reimbursement for my travel.

But of course I should think about the exposure and networking opportunities! 😕

😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is hilarious 😁

Web developer with or without a job

Wet tunneling right there 😂

Trait aar!

When you get $9000 laptop, macbook becomes your mousepad :/

When you create a new instance of class...

🧐😴.

10 years challenge

Too much work kills your brain cells.

This can never be more accurate!

Thanks, Microsoft.

Active Noise Cancellation (ANC) headphones in, whatever music that your mood requires at the time (my taste varies from classical to country to blues to jazz, pop, rock, metal and even heavy metal (growls) at times).

libre.fm is a good source for non-redundant music. The community channel is actually very good. (even though some crap do creep in every once in a while)

If you can zone out the noise around you, have a coffee machine within your chair's (assuming it has wheels) roll-range - you're all good.

PS : There's one problem that you can never rule out - interruptions from people around you, for that, you make a list of predefined answers :

Simple flowchart XD

I wonder if I can code at all and get things done one time without stackoverflow.

Looks like my manager got the deluxe hardcover edition

*Cries in unsanitized SQL*

Found this little helper on my way home at a yard sale 😍

Hey, been long time without ranting, but here I am.

So nowadays the schedule on my project is really tight, and nothing is ready on every party, including mine.

Worse is, since this week, I've had to contact another team that learned on what we were working on like a month ago, and they really have a bad habit to ask us to see them on Skype. Yeah, sure, Skype is no use if it's just to tell me something to use that actually won't work (they don't know about that I guess, but still, just for less than 5 minutes while I have things on short time....)

So today, I arrived, I have a bugfix to do, but short after I arrived, I got a new task of providing access to our work to another team, which implied some minors modifications, wouldn't take so much time.

But right when I was doing it, I had someone from that team that I mentionned earlier that asked me to see some specific code. I actually don't have that code since I am using remote call, so calling their code directly and not using some placeholder code. The guy told me "but that shouldn't work." Okay, but I've been entering in your application several times and giving you errors that I got from trying to entering it, so you KNOW that it works. And then, he asked me to go see them again. No way, I have plenties of things to do, use a fucking email.

Now that I released that rant from my mind, I'm gonna get a hot beverage, calm down and go back to those tasks.

😁😁 oh i got another idea

I guess everyone should answer it.

I didn't even sign up for this

Well someone at WhatsApp just fucked up...