Original Apollo 11 commander module code wrote in Assembler: https://github.com/chrislgarry/...

Had a bit of a setback today.

True......

Time to learn MEAN! :D

thug life

That moment when you know you're writing shitty code, but you continue writing shitty code because the boss says he needs it yesterday... (._. )

Seems like we all gonna get free drinks 🍻

When people leave their computers unlocked.

"I am a fucking idiot"

These words ring loud when I'm stuck on a bug and the fix is so simple that I can't help but hate myself lol 😅

Me: I have so much to do! How the hell am I going to get all this done?!

**hears someone say something about some framework/library I don't know**

Me: hmmm let me google that real quick then I'll get back to work...

**3 hours later**

Me: damnit! I'm never going to get my work done!

you're doing a code review and you ask for a simple fix and the reply you get back is: "that's not my code. I just copied and pasted it from somewhere else."

When your PR has been sitting for days, and your co-worker submits a PR for the same thing and merges it right away.

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

When you spend 2 hours brainstorming with your overly-opinionated co-worker before starting work on a feature and their opinion is completely different when your PR goes out. Worse than clients...

How vulgar is your cussing since you became a dev , my commuter had become verbally abused child

How times have changed...

It's sprint meeting day! Time to grab some coffee because it's going to be 5 hours of PMs ranting about tickets and progress. Yay!

Fuck dates and fuck date manipulation. Even when I think I get it right, I don't

I like to show my colleagues that I'm friendly and approachable. Especially on Monday.

When devs minify their PHP 😂😃

I got 99 problems, but a build ain't one

When you get blinded by a white browser page after staring only at your dark themed IDE and black command line for the past 4 hours

I am a Unix Creationist. I believe the world was created on January 1, 1970 and, as prophesied, will end on January 19, 2038.