Sometimes css just makes you want to kill yourself!!

Recursion(Recursion(Recursion()))

When you have to debug using Logcat for Android

My friend said, "Java is better than Linux."

Programming python requires to have a snake as a pet.

I don't even...

"How are you going to do that?"

"I don't know..."

"I need an estimate."

"40 hours."

"Why's it going to take that long?"

"I couldn't find the right stack overflow article."

People
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Interviewer: "Please demonstrate a simple program that outputs hello world in C."

*sweating profusely* me:

C C CCCCC C C CC
C C C C C C C
CC CC CCCC C C C C
C C C C C C C
C C CCCCC CCCC CCCC CC

C C C C CCC C CCC
C C C C C C C C C
C C C C C CCC C C C
C c c C C C C C C C C
Cc cC CC C C CCC CCC

I haven't watched a single episode of Game Of Thrones. Will the society accept me? 🙄 Who all are with me?

Client : This functionality doesn't seem to be working.

Me : What browser are you using?

Client : Internet Explorer. Do you know of a quick fix?

Me : Use a different browser...

Well let's do this group rant thing.

I had to build 5 responsive Web applications in 3 weeks. Again Web applications, not websites. I slept a total of 2 hours per night in my car, and would go home every 3 days to shower.

I quit soon after.

When vide dont work! :D

starts weekend with full mood to work on personal project.
End up watching youtube videos all day long.

when you got used to coding PHP in uni then the first job you get uses Python.
PM got me like: you gotta unlearn your PHP in here and don't ever compare the past with the present.
just like in relationships... don't ever compare the present with your ex

I had been trying to fix a bug for the whole day, I decided to sleep for a while. During my sleep, I dreamt I was working on the code and I fixed the issue. I woke up, tried what I did in my dream and it Worked! I was so confused and happy

"I used to learn programming in uni. Maybe I can give you some advice"

Me: Oh shit.

I'm loving it here, I don't want to go back to Twitter anymore 😂

devRant - My new Facebook

TL;DR
This works: email+rant@domain.com

Spam filtering protip:

Did you know that the email spec allows you to use youremail+something@domain.com and the emails still come to you. This is especially useful when registering to a lot of places where you are not sure whether they will spam you or not. Filtering will be easy because you have a unique email address for each service. Also you can find out which service leaked your email address to spammers.

Additionally if you want to register to a service with two accounts but still want to use the same email, you can do this easily by adding +whatever in your email address.

I guess I'm not the only one who sometimes code in my dreams while sleeping. Maybe it's because working as a programmer is like a dream come true.

Just added new skill in my LinkedIn account

Chuck Norris!

We had a great 1st devRant meetup! Thanks for coming guys!

We've all been there...

Being a software developer automatically qualifies you to fix paper jams and wi-fi issues in the eyes of your family.

I'm a Procaffeinator! 😊😊😊

Pretty much...