Once upon a time...

Whenever someone at our university forgets to lock his laptop, we change his default font in Eclipse to Comic sans 😂 Just to Show him why security is important.

I hate RGB. I write #C0FF1E but dont get a creamy espresso brown. Getting a puke green instead. Fukk.

Users...

It's finally clean

It's a microwave!

That's the real difference!

A friend mine just told me that he broke his phone's screen, and if I know of any places to fix it. I asked him how much damage it had, he said that he'd send me a screenshot...

Every Sublime Text user I know has not registered for it.

R, matey

Huehuehue

Exception handling explained... Well they missed 'finally' 😅

When you teach a designer to code and they finally understand...

My boss literally spends half an hour finger-fucking his phone on the mobile site to find "bugs", that I can't replicate. A combination like: swipe, pinch, landscape, portrait, back pinch, open new tab, close tab, ash cigarette on phone, dunk in toilet, dry, double tap... Aha I've found a bug, there's 0.5 pixel line of space between the bag header and the browser bar.

How to remember ur password

Found this at work today.

The best part of all of these smartphone assistants is the unintentional humor.

Even JavaScript doesn't misbehave when a semicolon is missing. What the hell does CSS think of itself?

When i started learning CSS I thought `!important` will put the property's precedence to the lowest possible level, because, you know, I thought it means "not important".

"Programming, and especially debugging, sometimes brings out strong emotions. If you are struggling with a difficult bug, you might feel angry, despondent, or embarrassed."
- Allen B. Downey, Think Python

THERE IS ACTUALLY A REPOSITORY ON HOW TO ANNOY DEVELOPERS.
WOW. JUST WOW.

https://github.com/omidfi/...

http://howtoannoyawebdeveloper.com

Fake bug fix

Push me
And then just merge me
So I can get that
Merge confliction
Merge confliction

Code reuse.

A surprisingly honest sales site

got it somewhere on the net

margin-right: -100px !important

So this happened last night...

Gf: my favorite bra is not fitting me anymore
Me: get a new one ?
Gf: but it is a C already.
Me: get a c++.

After 5 sec i bursted in laughter, she was confused.

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Learn how to css👌