Doctor rubber duck debugging 😁

Sad but true :(

_Taken from a telegram channel_

So, if i false just correct me to true. But if i true i will be false at the same time. But this is not false.

Thank you devRant algorithm 😂

Oops, i think i found a little bug
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MySQL || NoSQL
Which is your prefer and why?

Windows OS stopped the working, hmm..

The best part of being a dev is, no one can't understand you. Oops, sorry, was it the worst part?

Doctor, am i going to die?

full life of a project

When your friend disturb you while coding

choose one of them :)

'cracking' in our language (Turkish) is using the same meaning with 'to break' verb

+i want a program for drawing something and i searched for it. i found a program name, photoshop. do you have it?
_i dont have its files but if you want i can find
+can i install it myself?
_it needs cracking. can you do it?
+why we broke program? i cant use broken program. i am not a nerd. give me health program. dont fool with me
_?!?!?!?

where is missing the apostrophe?

the only joke

6chars

css :(

just google it

me while fighting with css

THE WORST PRANK ATTEMPT

If i remember true, it was 2012. april fool day..

me and my co-worker (we were the founders) decided to fool our members (we had a script's unofficial support forum). so, we did the plan. we register another account on march and wrote a few useful messages with it. help guys with that fake account (named as Root).

on fool day, we move the site to hidden folder (but didnt backup it) and added an index file as "hi, i am Root. you know me who am i. i hacked this site and deleted all dbs. cya later" (in turkish of course)

and we sit our chairs, began the watch our messages from facebook,skype,whatsapp etc..

we act like we are in trouble and we cant solve the problem.
at the same time, one of the our crew, decided to help us :D
so, he contact with our server's management crew. they dont know the fool too :)

server management looked up the situation without try to contact with me or my co. and we got an email from server like that
"hello tilkibey and impack, we just realized your site is hacked. so we delete your all ftp and db for safety. please contact with us asap"

we shocked and contact with them, explain the truths and request the recover our site (because we though they backup site before deleting all things). but they didnt backup it :(

so, we recover our last backup which is got nearly 10 days ago :(

fixing bugs w/o any idea

what are you waiting for?

*no comment*

what about your sites? do you like ads?
me: i dont like ads but my coworker added some ads to site. and i modified them as i wont see them :)

nowadays a lot of people in this situation..

ps: not rant

Happy Ramadan Feast to All Muslim People

print as gif

Thanks devRant 👍

forgot again?

left one is me, right one is my friend when we talked about password security

my today? no not today. my tomorrow? maybe..