You know you are in the wrong place when you've to use your Mouse more than your Keyboard...

Reality is weirdo

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

When u have to make sure ur users aren't monkeys ..

Are you interested in a devRant hackathon? If so, please let me know what you'd like to see us do/what you would want to get out of it. There's lots of directions we could go, but I want to get as much feedback as we can from the community to try to figure out what would be the most fun and inclusive. Thanks!

The most valuable skill I get from my computer science study is understanding the jokes on devrant :)

Dealing with a client that won't pay:

Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until the site completely fades away...

Alright then.

that moment when you are busy

How it feels holding the power button when the pc freezes

We finally have a user with the highest down vote count (or the lowest upvote count)

I guess some people race in the opposite direction 😆
@nofaceman -32 votes

I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with my grandmother trying to help her sign in to her chrome book just to have her tell me she was punching her email into the password field...

Well how the fuck?

a client wants a nice clean website that doesn't look like it's 10 years old. then they ask for like everything that made the old site terrible

Fun fact: if you send a string as response from a java Servlet to Ajax request. The string isn't null terminated.

wanna know how I found out. I didn't for 2 whole FUCKING days.

when your boss has no technical background so animations WOW him

The dude complaining about the bright IDE theme... It's totally me 😂

Conversation with my older sister

Me: "open CMD and enter command"
Big sis: *enters command*
Me: "Look for Ethernet Adapter"
Her: "What?? I can't see it"

*pause 'cause I'm confused*

Her: "Wait, was I supposed to press enter?"
Me: ...

me : hey tried allo?
her : what is that?
me : it's an amazing new chat app with google built in and you can do blah blah blah.......

*goes on to explain cool stuff*

her: can i send messages to whatsapp from allo?

me : I AM DONE

Tons of new faces here 🙌🏼

me: dad I want to do computer science!
*dad secretly enrolls me for finance*

This is what I have to do at work; not literally.

yeah I am a software engineer.
yea I am a programmer too.
yeah I am behind my laptop all the time..

but no I don't want to fix your computer.
I have no interest in changing your windows, installing antivirus on your pc and so on..

just understand it , God damn these shit people :(

What my parents would have said back in the day if I told them I was a dev: "You listen to that annoying sound for a living?"

What kind of fucking application sends me my an e-mail with my password in plain text when I sign-up!?

Just finished debugging my 'Hello World' program.

Today's bug fix; brought to you by uneducated guesswork.

LOL :D

Cellmate: What are you in for?
Me: Not purchasing Sublime