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S/HE IS HER/E

IDK, but I guess I am out of more jokes, do you have any idea/source?

When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

What do ghosts call their true love? Their ghoul-friend

['hip', 'hip'] (hip hip array)

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

Where’s the bin? I haven’t been anywhere!

Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

What did the Java code say to the C code? You've got no class.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

99.9% of the people are dumb! Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much... It was a soft drink.

What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team? Because she ran away from the ball.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

A termite walks into a bar and says... 'Where is the bar tended?'

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day... He loves his pot.

How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.