This is not a joke. This is not something I wrote to be funny. This is not found randomly off the internet. This is a real part of the project I inherited: a function that not only is more cumbersome to use than the simple <Array>.contains that it wraps, but rather than returning the boolean result from the function, sends it through an if statement and returns hardcoded true and false values for... Good luck? I guess?

Lies.

just a small change

That's the kind of app i need now

girl coder

Aint a rant though
But I woke up today and the first thing I saw was my first Android app reaching 5 digits (10017) downloads figure with 4.73 stars. :D
Couldnt be happier.

Some bugs are like icebergs...
...There is more and more under

‘Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.’

Edward V. Berard
(Google Guice)

My new playlist 😁

The moment you find out that new Rant("fml"); is not a valid rant because of minimal rant length.

I wish everyone knew how cool programming really is.

Programming alone vs with someone.

someone pushes code and breaks ci.
me: you broke the build
her: (ignoring the explicit error message) it works on my machine, travis is broken
me: it doesn't even work on my machine!
her: I forgot to push one file, sorry.

There's always that one guy!!!

DevRant should have a sister app called DevChant where you post, collaborate, and get feedback on ideas, projects and concepts in a positive manner. 🙃

You know that feel

Developer saying programming is pure logic have never done CSS in their life

Never trust a developer who’s muscle memory isn’t set up to automatically run `ls` *immediately* after `cd`ing into a directory.

Please, be kind...😴😴😴

I think you guys will find this very useful

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Get on it, @dfox

That's enough for today then

I think Atom's autofill has gone crazy

Remember to remove your placeholders!

There we go

"I know more coding" - Friend

Attached image is one of his "websites" that he put up for download

When you are scrolling when your left thumb and accidentally upvote a rant you didn't mean to. Feels so heartless removing said upvote...

This is my new motto

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